Hey I’ve moved to @Karameile now and am posting paladins content instead sorry for no content. My deviantart is also under the same name

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**stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by beyoncé wearing my moms blouse**

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s weird to think the indie kids in 50 years will be listening to old classic artists of the 00’s like 50 Cent and Fall Out Boy

asoftwrongness:

It’s good to remember sometimes that tumblr doesn’t actually matter

just-shower-thoughts:

Pubic toilets reveal how disgusting people really can be

bluesturngold:

gudroo:

bluesturngold:

if you spoil mario odyssey i will delete without hesitation

mario jump

just-shower-thoughts:

When you say it out loud, the acronym “NSFW” has two more syllables than the phrase “Not Safe For Work”

pajamaben:

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

pseudophan:

all of the above

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

writing-prompt-s:

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook